I Play Single-Player Games

My name is Li Mingtian, and something unbelievable has happened to me: the author has taken a liking to me!

Now this idiot author is right by my side. He says this book is doomed to flop, and that he's a flop of a protagonist himself. I'm freaking out, but luckily, Super Wings will help me. He's my good friend, and he's also an Armor Hero. Whenever he appears, he shouts:

"You've committed the unforgivable crime of shamelessly showing off in the Tihua Xizhi Code. I, Duxiu Armor, hereby strip you of all your rights to show off and seal your dazzling brilliance. Get ready to play the zither! Duxiu Sword, Duxiu God of War Slash, Duxiu Demon-Sealing Palm, Duxiu Swordsmanship, Duxiu Light-Explosion Egg!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.