If you come to the Tang Dynasty without becoming a tycoon, wooing a few princesses, and taking on the Turks, you can hardly say you really came at all. So Luo Si decided he would conquer the stars and the seas, too...
Luo Si: "The biggest mistake of my life was coming to the Tang Dynasty and making so much money~"
System: "Congratulations, Host, your boastful act succeeded. You have obtained the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms."
Luo Si: "I casually make a little golden dragon appear with every move, and it's honestly a bit of a burden~"
System: "Congratulations, Host, your boastful act succeeded. You have obtained the strongest kidneys in history."
Luo Si: "I'm already getting a little tired of princesses, heroines, and talented beauties~"
System: "Congratulations, Host, your boastful act succeeded. You have obtained super technology."
Luo Si: "Xiao Li, pass me a wrench. We're only going to the moon, after all~"
System: "..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
