The Multiverse's Most Shameless Merchant

Haha, isn't that Brother Yue? I've got some good stuff for you: instant noodles with no meat! All I want is a copy of the Violet Mist Divine Skill, okay?

Hey, Tony! I'll trade you this earth-shattering, marvelous blank sheet of paper for a suit of armor. I'm getting ripped off here, you know!

Oh, isn't that Xiong Ba? Of course I've got something good for you! Plum Blossom Divination. No more relying on Mud Bodhisattva; you can tell fortunes all by yourself. Pretty great, huh?

What? You want to know the price? Well... why get so fussy between friends? I'm only a little interested in your Three Parts Returning Essence Qi.

This is the story of a conscientious con artist hawking his wares across the myriad worlds!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.