It's impossible to work, and you can only live by telling dirty jokes.
Accumulate dirty points, redeem skills, and then continue to be your own salted fish. This is life.
Face the stars.
Ang Lee: Actually, I am very upright. When people pursue you, they like to see you sleeping in bed. No, I like to see you on the sofa, living room, kitchen, table and toilet.
Congratulations to the host, you have obtained 500 dirty points, recharged 1000 dirty points, and can use a skill.
Facing children: You pat me, I pat you, and I touch your penis.
Facing Yang Mi: Wow, I treat you as a brother, but you actually want to sleep with me.
This is probably a story about a salty fish who relies on dirty jokes to settle down in the life he longs for.
Ps; There are countless celebrities, all available, countless variety shows, all kinds of things, and endless fun.
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
Reader comments
Look at this introduction, isn't it the protagonist?
Spreading the division between North and South, paying tribute to the Korean students, death penalty
The protagonist is a bit irresponsible. Just accept it if it happens. Why run away?
There was only one guitar in Chapter 4. I just wanted to complain about it, but then other instruments were added in Chapter 5? Does the protagonist have three heads and six arms, and can he play so many instruments at the same time?
No, Xia He, are you doing it? Thousands of people ride this thing, even the corpses are on it. What the hell are you doing to Xia He? Are you alone without a girl or are you a turtle man?
I don't care about anything else, I enjoy watching it, but at this speed? Did you, the author, write while lying down? ? ?
Son of God loses, ** loses, I am a fool, and I defended your book review before. This novel is actually a book that strengthens others and weakens Li Haida. Damn it, it is a book that sells its own flesh.
I have a question, why does the protagonist still want to take the high-speed rail when he is so rich? . .
I'm really convinced that I can't find a book that doesn't write about Yang Mi. The first time I saw it, I felt amazing. The tenth time I saw it, I felt a little annoyed. The fiftieth time I saw it, I was amazed at the beginning but disgusted at the end.
He simply doesn't treat women as human beings
Also, I don't understand why the black organization is a bunch of murderous terrorists. Why can't it be considered malicious to let Ai Hoshino join this organization or other lower-level organizations? Isn't it really just for Ai Hoshino to make money for them?
Although I don't know what the use is, I still check the points.
It's annoying to read everything without writing your name.
I don't think Holy Mother, even if the skills are too complicated and don't need to be written, there is no need to write them.
Heartbeat 6 is the best book I have ever seen.
Pig's feet are so powerful, why don't they run back by themselves and insist on taking a car... After all, they are at least faster than the car, right?
It makes sense, the old version of Broly is a bug, he won't die no matter what, and his combat power increases just like cheating. The more you beat him, the faster it goes up. You can't lose it all at once. Sooner or later, his combat power will exceed
I'm the author of Ma Coin. The protagonist doesn't even have a name. Is it called Li Ma Coin? And about the first chapter, you want to write about Reba but you don't have the guts, right? SB author, agree with my point of view and reply "1"
I feel so good that I don't want to write about it anymore.
It's no wonder he's the Knight of Flyloo. I've really seen it.
The order in which a real sharpshooter shoots in battle is the torso of the human body. Check the information carefully and don't take it for granted.
How can you be bright when you are born with beauty, stupid author.
Isn't that Silence Fruit Tianke?
Does this protagonist please the Xu family so much? Just a nanny.
I thought what Tm wrote was not an animal, but a human being. Are all these animals so intelligent?
Has the gang changed now? I used to be unable to join a gang in the first week, right?
It's very slow-burning. If you like super slow-burning stories, you can watch it. I watched 30 or 40 photos and my hips were stretched the whole time.
Didn't the author have any points for skipping chapters so seriously? Can it be done? Did you pay the money just to see you like this?
At the beginning, the nuke swordsman Emiya Hyena was pretty good, although it was a little weak.
Look at this introduction, isn't it the protagonist?
Spreading the division between North and South, paying tribute to the Korean students, death penalty
The protagonist is a bit irresponsible. Just accept it if it happens. Why run away?
There was only one guitar in Chapter 4. I just wanted to complain about it, but then other instruments were added in Chapter 5? Does the protagonist have three heads and six arms, and can he play so many instruments at the same time?
No, Xia He, are you doing it? Thousands of people ride this thing, even the corpses are on it. What the hell are you doing to Xia He? Are you alone without a girl or are you a turtle man?
I don't care about anything else, I enjoy watching it, but at this speed? Did you, the author, write while lying down? ? ?
Son of God loses, ** loses, I am a fool, and I defended your book review before. This novel is actually a book that strengthens others and weakens Li Haida. Damn it, it is a book that sells its own flesh.
I have a question, why does the protagonist still want to take the high-speed rail when he is so rich? . .
I'm really convinced that I can't find a book that doesn't write about Yang Mi. The first time I saw it, I felt amazing. The tenth time I saw it, I felt a little annoyed. The fiftieth time I saw it, I was amazed at the beginning but disgusted at the end.
He simply doesn't treat women as human beings
Also, I don't understand why the black organization is a bunch of murderous terrorists. Why can't it be considered malicious to let Ai Hoshino join this organization or other lower-level organizations? Isn't it really just for Ai Hoshino to make money for them?
Although I don't know what the use is, I still check the points.
It's annoying to read everything without writing your name.
I don't think Holy Mother, even if the skills are too complicated and don't need to be written, there is no need to write them.
Heartbeat 6 is the best book I have ever seen.
Pig's feet are so powerful, why don't they run back by themselves and insist on taking a car... After all, they are at least faster than the car, right?
It makes sense, the old version of Broly is a bug, he won't die no matter what, and his combat power increases just like cheating. The more you beat him, the faster it goes up. You can't lose it all at once. Sooner or later, his combat power will exceed
I'm the author of Ma Coin. The protagonist doesn't even have a name. Is it called Li Ma Coin? And about the first chapter, you want to write about Reba but you don't have the guts, right? SB author, agree with my point of view and reply "1"
I feel so good that I don't want to write about it anymore.
It's no wonder he's the Knight of Flyloo. I've really seen it.
The order in which a real sharpshooter shoots in battle is the torso of the human body. Check the information carefully and don't take it for granted.
How can you be bright when you are born with beauty, stupid author.
Isn't that Silence Fruit Tianke?
Does this protagonist please the Xu family so much? Just a nanny.
I thought what Tm wrote was not an animal, but a human being. Are all these animals so intelligent?
Has the gang changed now? I used to be unable to join a gang in the first week, right?
It's very slow-burning. If you like super slow-burning stories, you can watch it. I watched 30 or 40 photos and my hips were stretched the whole time.
Didn't the author have any points for skipping chapters so seriously? Can it be done? Did you pay the money just to see you like this?
At the beginning, the nuke swordsman Emiya Hyena was pretty good, although it was a little weak.
Isn't Albedo a disciple of Alice?