Chang Le has a secret.
He has a golden finger.
Whatever he points at transforms into a human.
Like the pet snake he keeps.
Like the goshawk at home.
Like the peach tree in the yard.
All of them treat Chang Le with utter deference.
But Chang Le has his share of troubles, too.
Once, he accidentally pointed his middle finger at someone.
That person became an immortal.
WTF!
Why doesn't pointing at himself ever work?!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.