Li Yang transmigrated and got himself an insanely powerful Comeback System.
Every time he successfully claps back at someone, he earns Comeback Points, which he can exchange with the System for all kinds of marvelous items!
System: Host, please note that the Imperial Jade Seal, a national treasure of Huaguo lost for a thousand years, is up for auction!
Li Yang: System, get me ten billion dollars. I'm going to crush those losers at the auction!
System: Host, please note that the Heaven-Slaying Demon Emperor is coming to kill you, wielding the Heaven-Slaying Pot!
Li Yang: Heh, the Heaven-Slaying Pot is nothing. Can it compare to the Heaven-Swallowing Jar of the Ruthless Great Emperor?
System: Host, please note that the number one beauty in Zhongzhou is coming to hold you accountable. Should she be eliminated?
Li Yang: No. Get me the greatest divine artifact under heaven. I want to heh heh heh...
Li Yang: "My motto is, bring on the comebacks. If I back down, I lose!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
