The Ultimate Trader of the Tang Dynasty

Changsun Wuji: Five taels of gold for a single fountain pen? What a bargain! It's so much more convenient than my brush.

Cheng Yaojin: One horseshoe for a whole city? I've made a fortune!

Empress Zhangsun: Ever since I started using perfume, I feel like even my illness has gotten better.

Wei Zheng: Loudspeakers are fantastic! From now on, everyone in Chang'an will be able to hear me scold the emperor.

Du Wen: Li Er, you spineless emperor! You actually signed the humiliation at the Wei River with the Turks. I'll send you three thousand city guards to help you wipe them out.

Li Shimin cried out, "Ancestor, should I call you my ancestor? Please stop selling things! If you keep going, even my entire Great Tang won't be enough to pay you!"

Du Wen: What a coward. Come on, I'll take you to the West. There's vast land out there. Just give me your imperial palace and I'll give you an aircraft carrier, so you can expand your territory. I guarantee you'll end up with ten times more land than the Great Tang!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.