The Wealth of the Tang Dynasty Rivaled That of Other Countries

Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty: "God of Wealth, I want to attack the Turks. Can you sell me the pistol you had last time?" Chen Qi: "Okay, you know the rules!" Fang Xuanling: "Your Majesty, the treasury is empty, please be careful!" Tang Taizong: "God of Wealth, how about I marry my daughter to you?" Chen Qi: "Okay, I want two!" Tang Taizong: "Deal!" Changsun Wuji: "Oh! My daughter-in-law is just gone!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.