In the internet celebrity world, I sing better than anyone. In the music world, I perform better than anyone. In the acting world, I'm the best actor. In the directing world, I'm the greatest director. In the world of crosstalk, I'm the best comedian. In literature, I write the most satisfying novels. In sports, I'm the best at everything...
Internet celebrity? Singer? Actor? Director? Editor? Writer? Crosstalk performer? Sketch-comedy master? Sports star? Top race car driver? No, none of those. I'm the strongest king of all trades.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
