Stop, This Is a Robbery!

Who says pirates have to skulk around in hiding? Anyone who sees my pirates will hear them shout, "Stop! This is a robbery!"

No matter who they are, they have to stop when they hear it, because that's my golden finger...

The mighty navy has cannons? Heh, let's show them a Dongfeng missile!

The mighty navy has lots of ships? Heh, let's show them an aircraft carrier!

Anyone who wrongs my pirates, no matter how far away, will be hunted down! Let's start by taking down those Japanese for fun!

This is a story about a man who has beauties at his side, gold and silver at his feet, and robs the world...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.