My Days of Courting Death Across the Three Realms

Riding a tiger at the zoo, teasing the wife of a mob boss, and abducting the daughter of a military bigwig.

Stealing Chang'e's panties, abducting Yang Jian's Sky Howling Hound, and snatching the Jade Emperor's Investiture of the Gods.

Beating up the underworld judge with a staff, stealing the Book of Life and Death, then laughing and chatting with Yama's daughter in his arms.

Ever since Lin Feng got the Death-Seeking System, he's been on a golden road where he has to die if he doesn't court death.

"Fellow Daoist, hold on! Put down your treasure. If you don't have one, your daughter will do as payment."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.