The Fate Weaver of the City

Do you know what death feels like? You ask me?

Yes, I do.

According to the current Guinness World Records, I've stood at death's door 3,723 times, and each time my life hung by a thread. I've added nearly 2,000 new kinds of accidental death to the world's record of ways to die.

Am I chasing the thrill of death? No, you've got it backward.

If the Grim Reaper really exists, I wouldn't be the one chasing him. I'd be the man the Grim Reaper desperately pursues but can never have.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.