I Hacked the Entire World with My Computer

Han Han, a graduate of a gifted youth program, chooses to pursue advanced studies in technology, engineering, and computer science at Cambridge University.

Five years later, he returns to China, believing that his natural talent and intelligence will let him carve out a career with a free hand.

But entrenched hierarchies and officials shielding one another force Han Han down a crooked path.

That very act wins him the support of the whole world.

Japanese prime minister: "Brother Han, please go easy on us! You've already blown up Japan's internet. What more do you want?"

Han Han: "Oh, then I'll blow up your economy!"

Trump: "Daddy Han, please! This is our country's last satellite. We don't have any more for you to use as fireworks."

Han Han: "Oh, then I'll exile it to the Milky Way!"

Chinese premier: "Han Han, I hear the Americans have been secretly working on aircraft carriers lately."

Han Han: "Get to the point!"

Chinese premier: "I want them!"

Han Han: "How many?"

Chinese premier: "All of them!"

Han Han: "Five minutes."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.