The Greatest Reporter in History

Everyone says I'm not handsome, but you can never know what's really in people's hearts, so I shouldn't take them too seriously.

Just how hard do I have to work before people stop saying that my greatest strength is being handsome?

A girl stopped me on my way home to ask for directions. Girls these days have such high standards. They won't even ask for directions unless the guy is handsome.

If you're ugly, study hard. Don't end up like me, good for nothing and forced to coast through life on my handsome looks.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.