The Pickup System

Want to learn some tips for picking up women? Want to hear about the latest happenings in society? Want to become someone with a wealth of knowledge? Want to know how to become successful? Want to be a talented speaker who can rattle off profound truths? Want to become a funny, witty comedian? Want to learn how to get girls to notice you? Want to know how to go from fat to thin? You do? Then come find the answers in this book!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.