My System Crashed

Shi Haoren was born with the "Disaster Divine Body", which he obtained by himself. No one can get close to him within three meters without being unlucky, except his parents. Because of the "disaster body", his mission in college is to find a girlfriend after the ninety-ninth date failed. He was gloriously selected by the system, but the system could not resist his divine body and knelt down decisively. "System Elf?" "Damn it, I can't understand it." "Oh my god, why can I buy this magical elixir even if I don't have enough money?" "Here I go, why aren't the talismans I just bought shipped?" "Damn it, you're a cheating system, you're an old machine!" Shi Haoren looked at the things in his hands that he probably couldn't afford in his lifetime, with a look of pride on his face... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.