The President of America is holding a meeting of Congress.
Department of Defense: "Mr. President, we have to eliminate Qin Feng. He'll become the greatest threat to our country."
Central Intelligence Agency: "That's right. We have to kill him, or sooner or later we'll die at his hands."
National Security Agency: "For the sake of world peace, Qin Feng must be eliminated."
As everyone gives impassioned speeches, the President of America picks up a book and hurls it straight into their faces.
"What's all the shouting about? Don't you have any consideration for others? What if you disturb the neighbors? They have to work tomorrow."
Everyone stares in stunned silence at the bone knife around the president's neck.
The Prime Minister of Japan, without a care for his dignity, clings to Qin Feng's leg and kisses the top of his foot.
Weeping, he pleads, "Mr. Qin Feng, you have to save my country!"
Qin Feng: "Get lost."
Abe the Third immediately curls into a ball and rolls away.
The President of Korea...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
