The City: I Am the God of the Land

With the System activated, Zhang Qian's mission is to revitalize Taoism, craft Buddhas by hand, trample demons underfoot, and cage angels!

But all he wants is to stay at the temple with Chang'e, raising monkeys, pigs, and goldfish, and watching his daughter grow up and form a Journey to the West squad.

The leader: "Sage above, please bless Huaxia's GDP to surpass America's this year."

Erlang Shen: "Your Majesty, Gabriel and Lilith are fighting at the Southern Heavenly Gate over the position of Thirteenth Consort."

Wukong Jr.: "Papa Master, that bald donkey Tathagata and Zeus have come with Guanyin and Athena to ask for your daughter's hand."

Zhang Qian: "All of you, get out and start over! How many times have I told you? I'm the Earth God."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.