Three Kingdoms: I Love Crushing My Enemies

Below Hulao Pass, Lu Bu trembled as he looked at Ran Min, Li Cunxiao, Xue Rengui, Qin Qiong, Yuchi Gong, and Yang Dayan before him.

Yuan Shao arrived below Hulao Pass with the newly assembled Eighteen Route Lords. Looking at the densely packed Hebei army before him, which outnumbered his own forces by at least three to one, he felt like he'd just been screwed. How were they supposed to fight this boss? Asking online, though he might not live to see any replies.

Outside Xuchang, Cao Cao looked at the army that had already surrounded the city dozens of times, then turned to Xun Yu beside him. "Maybe we should just surrender."

Outside Jiangling, Liu Bei glanced at Wolong and Fengchu, who had been beaten until they were questioning their whole lives, then drew his sword and killed himself without hesitation.

Atop the walls of Moling, Sun Jian looked at the navy encircling all of Jiangdong. He felt like killing someone. Whoever the hell said "southern ships, northern horses," step forward!

My name is Huang Zhen. Crushing everyone is so much fun.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.