A smash-hit wish-fulfillment novel, highly recommended!
What do you do when you're reborn as a parrot?
Damn right, you make a comeback! Parrots can do anything!
An internet celebrity? Internet celebrities are nothing. I'm a superstar. When I sing, the whole world watches. When I livestream, hundreds of millions tune in. When I act, my films shatter box office records. When I write a book, I usher in a whole new trend for the century.
What? Birdseed? No way. I want a feast. Hot pot, seafood, steak: that's what a bird lord likes.
What? Female birds? No thanks. I want beautiful women. Long legs, fair skin, and big breasts are what this bird lord goes for.
What? You want to know why I'm so awesome?
Obviously, I'm a parrot, the most badass parrot in the whole world!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
