I Am Li Jiancheng of the Tang Dynasty

Li Shimin, as long as I am here, you will always be a younger brother. Li Yuanji, this fairy is pretty good, take her away! Yuanba, if anyone outside the camp is so presumptuous, let me hammer him! The Tathagata of the West wants Monk Tang to seek the true scriptures? I have three Taoist canons obtained from the Kunlun Mountains here, which are comparable to your Tripitaka Buddhist scriptures. Why bother looking for distant scriptures at the expense of the near? You should send people to my Tang Dynasty to seek scriptures! The Purple Qi comes thirty thousand miles from the east, Lao Tzu leaves Hangu Pass in the west, and the blue-bearded guests from all over the world return to the imperial power at the end of the Buddhist path. The details of the matter start from the ninth year of Wude, when Li Yuan passed away. I originally wanted to live an peaceful life as the Taiping Emperor, become the largest real estate developer in the three realms, and build a big harem. The sky was filled with demons, monsters, gods, and Buddhas, but they would not let me go. The Seven Fairies, Chang'e, Zixia, and the daughter of the king all wanted to have an affair with me, and they also said that I had an affair with the White Bone Demon and the Spider Demon... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.