Chen Zifan gets a System: the Crazy Death-Seeking System.
Daily death-seeking mission one: Go outside the women's bathhouse and loudly hawk Fuyanjie feminine wash, shouting, "Fuyanjie, wash for better health!"
Daily death-seeking mission two: Find a streamer with a rating of at least eighty on Catya Live, tip her one million, invite her to a hotel room, then stand her up!!!
You must complete at least one daily mission. If the Host fails, his little buddy will be confiscated. If he succeeds, the Host's little buddy will grow by one size!
Chen Zifan: "..."
After getting the System, Chen Zifan plunges into an endless cycle of reckless stunts. He flirts with his homeroom teacher, peeps into the girls' restroom, steals his beautiful neighbor's underwear, invites girls to a hotel room and stands them up, and tips livestreamers to make them do push-ups.
Earn death-seeking points and exchange them for skills. Promote Chinese martial arts and beat the stuffing out of practitioners of taekwondo, Muay Thai, karate, and jujitsu.
He can do it all: music, chess, calligraphy, and painting!
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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
