The Life of a City Giant

Ever since he got the Jinx System, loser Zhang Yang has embarked on a glorious urban life, surrounded by beautiful women and living like a king.

What? Someone wants to pick a fight? Bring it on!

Whoever messes with me is in for a run of bad luck!

Don't believe me? Hey, watch where you're going. Falling from the sky aren't just pies, but chamber pots too!

And you, what are you running for? Run too fast and you'll get a cramp!

Oh, and buddy, be careful. Diarrhea can kill you, too!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.