What, you want me to be the director of the Avengers? Let me think about it!
Iron Man? Who's that? Just a clown! Is he as powerful as the Flying Demon?
Hulk? He's just an idiot! Send the Titan Demon after him!
Thor? What's the use of having a brother complex? Have the Twin Demons take care of Loki while they're at it!
Captain America? I heard he's a Hydra mole! Then send out the Nine-Headed Demon!
Oh, and tell them to stay away from Natasha. Black Widow is mine!
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