Reborn in a parallel world, Shen Jie obtains the All-Purpose Livestream System and officially begins doing every reckless thing imaginable!
“Mr. President, the surveillance footage shows someone logging into your Twitter account from your office and posting messages!”
“Your Majesty, a gang of thieves has broken into the British Museum and stolen all twelve of China’s greatest national treasures, the Zodiac statues.”
“Emperor Putin, someone turned your Alaska into dog-meat soup!”
“Prime Minister, our shrine has been blown to pieces, and someone even kicked our sacred mountain flying.”
“I did it, I did it, I did every last bit of it, but I can’t help it!” Shen Jie said helplessly.
There were also beauties like Tong Wei from The Negotiator, Yang Xiaohui from A Beautiful Life, and Fan Shengmei from Ode to Joy. Shen Jie stroked his chin and thought for a moment.
“Looks like I can’t just keep doing reckless things. I need to build a massive commercial empire of beautiful women, too.”
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
A kick was kicked on the author's briefs, and his balls split immediately. The hair on the 6cm bird fell out and he was helpless. 10 Seconds later, the editor died 9 times, with an average figure of 8 ring, and bleeding from 7 holes, and the 6 cm bird was 4/5 shorter. I laughed 3 times and without saying anything, he kicked me again.
It is true that the twelve zodiac signs are national treasures. But when did he become the most powerful national treasure? Much more precious than him.
How did the avatars of the twelve zodiac signs become the most powerful? The twelve least valuable water outlets in the Old Summer Palace
A kick was kicked on the author's briefs, and his balls split immediately. The hair on the 6cm bird fell out and he was helpless. 10 Seconds later, the editor died 9 times, with an average figure of 8 ring, and bleeding from 7 holes, and the 6 cm bird was 4/5 shorter. I laughed 3 times and without saying anything, he kicked me again.
I would like to ask the author how the gun got on the plane? Don't you have to go through security check?
Holding hands on the subway and instantly gaining popularity for 1,000 W? The president of a country only has 1 million, and he licks Feng Bi without any brains. A diaosi will always be a diaosi.
The protagonist is a Buddhist girl, and then the music director invited him to be the deputy director. Here I decisively **!
Common sense has been completely thrown away... Anyone who has received nine years of compulsory education cannot write this stuff...
This is the first book I read that I thought was written about intellectual disabilities.
1. A man and a woman are on a blind date. Woman: "Do you have a house?" Man: "No." Woman: "Do you have a car?" Man: "No." Woman: "Do you have money?" Man: "No." ... Woman: "You have nothing and you still want to marry a wife?" Man: "I am a Scorpio." Woman: "You should have told me earlier~"