Heavenly Soldier Wei Jingdong? When did I get added to a gods' red packet group? And what's with this weird nickname?
Tang Sanzang sent you a red packet... Sun Wukong sent you a red packet... The Jade Emperor sent you a super red packet...
What kind of names did these hillbillies come up with? Do they think they're grilled eggplants or something? Whatever, I'll grab the red packets first and ask questions later.
You received a trial version of the Tightening Spell... You received a fresh peach pit... You received a Jade Emperor-engraved bamboo slip...
What? The bamboo slip lets me make a wish? What kind of ridiculous joke is this? Could it really make my beloved empress appear before me?
Empress: Greetings, sir.
Wei Jingdong: ...
Looks like I'm about to take off!
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