I Am the Most Cheating Person with Super Powers

An otaku traveled through a parallel world and turned into a five-year-old cute boy. He activated the most powerful cheating system in exchange for the most powerful superpowers and became the most adorable king in the world. Superman: Who the hell put super strong molecular glue on my underwear... The Grand Duke of the Blood Tribe: Who added perverted chili sauce to my blood drink... Spider-Man: Who gave me a super laxative? I have diarrhea as soon as I spin silk, and I have diarrhea as soon as I spin silk... Pancake Man: Where are the eggs in my pancakes? Who the hell licked it off... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.