The hamster accidentally fell into a jar of thousand-year-old realgar wine and drank it all in one gulp.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the divine level Drunken Fist."
He felt thirsty after drinking, and ran to the edge of the sea to quench his thirst.
One minute later, the sea level in the Pacific suddenly dropped twenty meters! All the water in the other three oceans flows into the Pacific Ocean!
"Ding dong, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Divine Level Water Scripture."
The United States was shocked: Launch fifty nuclear missiles! Aim for the target: the hamster!
The moment the nuclear missile exploded, the hamster yawned and swallowed all the nuclear radiation into his belly.
"Ding dong, congratulations to the host for obtaining the divine level: nuclear fission mutant."
...
The Queen Mother suddenly canceled the peach festival, and in a rage she summoned all the immortals to find the real culprit who ate the roots of the peach tree.
Why did the furnace explode when Taishang Laojun was refining elixirs? He shouted angrily and threw a piece of his stove off the stove if he was immoral.
Squeak squeak...
This hamster is so hungry...
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
Reader comments
It seems that Zishou is not a foolish king, right?
Writing fan fiction without breaking down the cp? What are you doing here at Feilu?
I am a Shennong who has tried hundreds of things in the world without dying. I am invincible and lonely. When I encounter this book now, I feel that my opportunity lies in it. Onlookers said: This book is extremely poisonous and will kill anyone who touches it. I snorted coldly: Hum, I am a divine farmer, invulnerable to all poisons, and I am possessed by Brother Chun. How can you understand my realm? When I conquer this book, I will lead you to ripple in it. Yang. Yang. Yang. Shennong died
Itachi was originally one of the top character designs in Naruto. I don't know why his setting was changed. This character was never whitewashed. He is a contradictory person. Some people like him and some don't. Moreover, the original setting of the sacred tree Otsutsuki was changed. Naruto and Sasuke would never be able to defeat Madara, an old man. This trick is very reasonable. It also explains why these two people have improved so much compared to others. Without this setting, it would not be able to reflect the shock of Metkai's death gate, which is the most famous scene in the show. A real ordinary person can defeat the god by his own efforts.
With tens of thousands of kilograms of power, hitting a cat can turn it into blood mist, right?
Author, are you serious? The golden dragon has menstrual blood, is it a female dragon? It made me laugh! ! !
I have to choose a woman named Zhu Zhanji.
What kind of thing is this thing written on? Just go to Pirate World and you're crazy.
Are they going to fight each other with bayonets, or is it going to be a unilateral attack?
I don't understand what the author is writing. I can't understand it at all, and there is no passion at all. It's not as good as those novels about unlimited money.
I was so excited when I saw Tiandaobao's mission to protect the snow girl, do you think it's possible?
Magical brain circuit, I was so addicted by the introduction that I didn't even bother to read it.
I'm just having fun reading the novel, and I'm taking it seriously. If you don't like it, don't read it. This year's World Championship was so brutally beaten by T1 that you can't let others win the championship in the novel.
It's going a little slow... Want to watch "The Professor". I am a villain boss control
Shuangwenshuang, too many women, too many, too many...
I simply didn't do anything and instead killed Li Longji Zhijie and publicized his scandal to teach future emperors a lesson. Even if it would bring disgrace to the royal family, he was not his own father anyway.
The five oceans are connected together. . .
Hundreds of millions of years have passed since the construction of the Three Thousand Great Avenues, and there are still hundreds of thousands of human beings, waiting in place. What should I write?
What the fuck is written! What a mess!
There are more than a thousand chapters and only four people have commented. . .
Tathagata's rice bowl, absurd world
Didn't the author agree that there will be an update today? What about explosive updates?
Will it be updated today?
And someone from three years ago is still famous? So you still need to advertise? People are forgetful!
关于醉梦红尘笑所著《体坛之神级技能包》 1.我才不要回去继承千万家产 章节点评。
I have admired three men, one is Xu Xian, the other is Dong Yong, the third is Ning Caichen, one dares to be a snake in the sun, one dares to be a sun immortal, and the last one doesn't even let go of ghosts. Only after watching Hua Qiangu did I realize that Luo Shi is a real man who dares to fuck a caterpillar. I despise Sun Wukong the most. After he immobilized the seven fairies, he went to steal peaches, but I have to admire Sun Wukong's father. I was actually drunk even though I was able to get pregnant with stones. Some people said that I had no experience with water. I just slapped them in the face. Are you talking nonsense? I didn't know how to upgrade without water before. Now I understand. . Anyway, a 50-word sticker can be upgraded. You can also earn experience. Upgrading requires experience, so I copied this sentence. Reply when you encounter a post, and leave when you're done with it.
This book is okay, but there are some flaws.
Urban celebrities and anchors are indispensable
About "Da Qin: I Can Give Weapons Special Abilities" written by Orange Peel Ku, Chapter 28: Techniques that shock the entire battlefield! Die with your eyes open! Chapter review.
It seems that Zishou is not a foolish king, right?
Writing fan fiction without breaking down the cp? What are you doing here at Feilu?
I am a Shennong who has tried hundreds of things in the world without dying. I am invincible and lonely. When I encounter this book now, I feel that my opportunity lies in it. Onlookers said: This book is extremely poisonous and will kill anyone who touches it. I snorted coldly: Hum, I am a divine farmer, invulnerable to all poisons, and I am possessed by Brother Chun. How can you understand my realm? When I conquer this book, I will lead you to ripple in it. Yang. Yang. Yang. Shennong died
Itachi was originally one of the top character designs in Naruto. I don't know why his setting was changed. This character was never whitewashed. He is a contradictory person. Some people like him and some don't. Moreover, the original setting of the sacred tree Otsutsuki was changed. Naruto and Sasuke would never be able to defeat Madara, an old man. This trick is very reasonable. It also explains why these two people have improved so much compared to others. Without this setting, it would not be able to reflect the shock of Metkai's death gate, which is the most famous scene in the show. A real ordinary person can defeat the god by his own efforts.
With tens of thousands of kilograms of power, hitting a cat can turn it into blood mist, right?
Author, are you serious? The golden dragon has menstrual blood, is it a female dragon? It made me laugh! ! !
I have to choose a woman named Zhu Zhanji.
What kind of thing is this thing written on? Just go to Pirate World and you're crazy.
Are they going to fight each other with bayonets, or is it going to be a unilateral attack?
I don't understand what the author is writing. I can't understand it at all, and there is no passion at all. It's not as good as those novels about unlimited money.
I was so excited when I saw Tiandaobao's mission to protect the snow girl, do you think it's possible?
Magical brain circuit, I was so addicted by the introduction that I didn't even bother to read it.
I'm just having fun reading the novel, and I'm taking it seriously. If you don't like it, don't read it. This year's World Championship was so brutally beaten by T1 that you can't let others win the championship in the novel.
It's going a little slow... Want to watch "The Professor". I am a villain boss control
Shuangwenshuang, too many women, too many, too many...
I simply didn't do anything and instead killed Li Longji Zhijie and publicized his scandal to teach future emperors a lesson. Even if it would bring disgrace to the royal family, he was not his own father anyway.
The five oceans are connected together. . .
Hundreds of millions of years have passed since the construction of the Three Thousand Great Avenues, and there are still hundreds of thousands of human beings, waiting in place. What should I write?
What the fuck is written! What a mess!
There are more than a thousand chapters and only four people have commented. . .
Tathagata's rice bowl, absurd world
Didn't the author agree that there will be an update today? What about explosive updates?
Will it be updated today?
And someone from three years ago is still famous? So you still need to advertise? People are forgetful!
关于醉梦红尘笑所著《体坛之神级技能包》 1.我才不要回去继承千万家产 章节点评。
I have admired three men, one is Xu Xian, the other is Dong Yong, the third is Ning Caichen, one dares to be a snake in the sun, one dares to be a sun immortal, and the last one doesn't even let go of ghosts. Only after watching Hua Qiangu did I realize that Luo Shi is a real man who dares to fuck a caterpillar. I despise Sun Wukong the most. After he immobilized the seven fairies, he went to steal peaches, but I have to admire Sun Wukong's father. I was actually drunk even though I was able to get pregnant with stones. Some people said that I had no experience with water. I just slapped them in the face. Are you talking nonsense? I didn't know how to upgrade without water before. Now I understand. . Anyway, a 50-word sticker can be upgraded. You can also earn experience. Upgrading requires experience, so I copied this sentence. Reply when you encounter a post, and leave when you're done with it.
This book is okay, but there are some flaws.
Urban celebrities and anchors are indispensable
About "Da Qin: I Can Give Weapons Special Abilities" written by Orange Peel Ku, Chapter 28: Techniques that shock the entire battlefield! Die with your eyes open! Chapter review.