Online Game Fantasy: I'm the Greatest Under Heaven

Boss: "Hero, spare my life and I'll give you my weapon."

The protagonist fell silent.

Boss: "Hero, this is a divine weapon! If you kill me, there's no guarantee it'll drop. But if you let me go, it's yours."

Protagonist: "All right, I'll spare you."

Server Announcement: "The level 200 boss in Wulong Mountain has had its weapon stolen. It has been demoted from a boss to an elite monster."

Player 1: "Holy crap, who was awesome enough to steal a boss's weapon?"

Player 2: "Holy crap, that's incredible! I want to be his underling."

Player 3: "I want to have his babies..."

Player N+1: "Hi, everyone. I'm the one who stole the weapon. Ladies, feel free to come have my babies."

Player N+2: "Holy crap, the guy above is shameless!"

Player N+3: "Same as the one above."

Player N+N: "+10086."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.