"Touch your tofu, venerable monk! I have come from Great Tang in the Eastern Land, bound for the Western Heaven to demand an explanation from the Buddha. Since we're passing through, hand over all your magical treasures, cultivation arts, and heavenly treasures!"
"These are my three disciples. No, four. We're here to rob you. No, to beg for alms. Don't worry, we promise not to take a single needle or thread."
"Forget the needles and thread. Hand over everything else, damn it!"
This is a different Jin Chanzi: not his tenth life, but the unusual demon monk of his ninth life.
I'm going to turn this world upside down!
If this differs from the original, please consider my version the one that counts. Thank you!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
