Xianyu was reborn as a little salty tiger, but he just wanted to lie on a recliner, drink juice, and be a salty fish waiting to die.
Bite! System binding successful!
Please perform your first mission!
I have turned into a tiger, and you still want me to do tasks. I think too much, I want to sleep, I want salted fish!
It is impossible to work hard, salted fish will always be salted fish!
But just as I was doing it, I suddenly found that I was becoming more and more famous...
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
Reader comments
Lick? Tigers just use the barbs on their tongues to pick the meat off the bones of their prey, okay? You just licked people to death
Free prostitutes (for example, I am a cute feline creature, it will nuzzle everyone who passes by and like it, make a soft meowing sound, and wait obediently to be fucked (=?ω?=)
Damn it, I'm afraid the author's mathematics was taught by a physical education teacher, but the data in Chapter 2 is wrong, force 3 + 8 = 10?
This novel was read to me. I think it's mentally retarded. The villain's IQ is infinitely lowered and he slaps him in the face to advance the plot. The key is that if you want to write a slap in the face, don't be anticlimactic. Let it all out. **I've been holding back so many chapters and the last two sentences reverse the plot. Is this also called a slap in the face? Who are you writing this to, I'm so frustrated. Don't stay in a certain place. Go to a certain point. This is not suitable for you.
What the hell is 2324! Are you sure you didn't send it by mistake?
It must have been sent to the wrong person... It must have been wrong. Is this how you earn points?
Lick? Tigers just use the barbs on their tongues to pick the meat off the bones of their prey, okay? You just licked people to death
Free prostitutes (for example, I am a cute feline creature, it will nuzzle everyone who passes by and like it, make a soft meowing sound, and wait obediently to be fucked (=?ω?=)
Damn it, I'm afraid the author's mathematics was taught by a physical education teacher, but the data in Chapter 2 is wrong, force 3 + 8 = 10?
This novel was read to me. I think it's mentally retarded. The villain's IQ is infinitely lowered and he slaps him in the face to advance the plot. The key is that if you want to write a slap in the face, don't be anticlimactic. Let it all out. **I've been holding back so many chapters and the last two sentences reverse the plot. Is this also called a slap in the face? Who are you writing this to, I'm so frustrated. Don't stay in a certain place. Go to a certain point. This is not suitable for you.
What the hell is 2324! Are you sure you didn't send it by mistake?
It must have been sent to the wrong person... It must have been wrong. Is this how you earn points?