"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've awakened the Boasting System!"
"The Boasting System? Doesn't that make me the greatest braggart of all time?"
"Ding! Congratulations, Host, your boast was successful. Boasting Points +1!"
"Whoa, with this Boasting System at my side, I'll kill Buddhas if I meet them and slay gods if I meet them. With a wave of my hand, countless celestial maidens will appear; with a stamp of my foot, gods, ghosts, demons, and devils will come to pay homage!"
"Ding! Congratulations, Host, your boast was successful. Boasting Points +1!"
My grand claims are actually being counted as boasting? System, get out here. I promise I won't beat you to death!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
