Prince of Tennis: The Ridiculous System

Luffy: I’m going to be the King of the Pirates!

Xing Chen: Did you ask me first? Impel Down is waiting for you.

Ace: I’m going to help Pops become the King of the Pirates.

Xing Chen: Sorry, but your wish can’t come true. The execution platform is where you’ll end up!

Akainu: Beidou Xingchen, the Navy’s biggest menace.

Xing Chen: Get lost. Stay away from me, and don’t give me rabies.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.