*Feng Hao: Let's talk about the author! Will anyone see the introduction of the two of us kneeling together?
*Author: Don't worry! Rest assured! I have put my "photos" out there, and readers will definitely be attracted by my handsome photos!
*Feng Hao: Let's talk about the author! Don't go to Lifan to find two steamed buns as the cover! Is it really good? Your fading light is inversely proportional to your appeal to readers!
*Author: Don't talk nonsense! I'm an upright person, a kindergarten school bus driver, I can't drive a car that pulls dumplings! At most, if there are more people waiting to get on the bus, I might consider driving a bulldozer!
*Feng Hao: By the way, I'll hit the streets again this time! Author! Will you cut me up?
*The author was silent for a while: Do you know? I dug the hole for a long time, but found nothing except soil! It's time to climb out! If this hole cannot be dug to the bottom, I will have no choice but to find another way to make a living!
*Feng Hao looked at the frustrated look on the author's face and shouted hard: Dear readers, please don't...
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
