"Congratulations to the host for being reborn for the first time. I will reward you with a baptism of blood from the Immortal God. Come and compare with a tortoise on what longevity is."
"Congratulations to the host for opening his eyes for the first time. As a reward, one bottle of Mingliang brand eye drops is not enough to blind your eyes? Just two drops."
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System, you are such a dick, do your parents know?
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
This is what Shuangwen says. Keep going.