Why Do I Have to Show Off in the Second Dimension?

"System, why do you think I'm so handsome? Why can I only pick up the protagonist's leftovers now?" "Friendly reminder, 1,000 pretentiousness value." "Damn, you're stealing money!" "Would you rather buy it, stupid host?" "Here. I bought it! Can it be cheaper?" "Chenghui 999, thank you for purchasing, host I don't I know if your intelligence exceeds 50, why don't you just go to Baihe Fan? ""That makes sense, can you give me another point?" "Can't get out!"... This is a story about pretending to be cool in the second dimension. The protagonist will be very strong and unscrupulous, and will forcefully cuckold the protagonist... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.