Warring States: Raising a God-Tier Backpack

Hua An was taking a walk by the river when his hand slipped, and his moral integrity fell into the water.

Seeing no one around, he turned to leave.

Suddenly, a bald man emerged from the river, muscular and wearing nothing but a pair of athletic shorts. He was a bro.

"I am the River God. What you just dropped was a gold... Ahem, sorry. I got a new script and haven't gotten used to it yet."

The bro River God produced five objects: a bowl of murky water, a little fairy's transformation wand with a heart-shaped tip, a feather fan, a butcher's knife engraved with "A gift from Xiaoping," and a cat tail with a beaded tip.

"Drink this bowl of Ganges water, and you'll gain eternal life and an immortal body.

Take this golden-touching staff, and you'll gain endless wealth.

Take this feather fan, and you'll reach the pinnacle of wisdom.

Take this butcher's knife, and no one will be able to defeat you.

Take this cat-tail butt plug, and you'll enchant everyone.

Young man, which one will you choose?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.