Transmigrated into the strongest Tang Monk in history!
Tang Monk: "I want to save all living beings, but they’re all afraid of me!"
"I’m not picking on any particular monster. I’m just saying that every one of you here is trash!"
Watching his three disciples fight the monsters for three hundred rounds, this humble monk could no longer hold back his temper. "Disciples, all of you, step aside! Watch how your master tears this monster apart with his bare hands!"
"Sister Guanyin, the Tightening-Crown Spell is a flashy piece of advanced technology that shrinks the crown when you chant the spell, but it’s too much trouble. I can crush the monkey’s head with my bare hands. Want me to show you?"
After returning from the pilgrimage, Li Shimin asked this humble monk, "You’re so good at fighting. Why did you take on three disciples?" This humble monk replied helplessly, "It’s just that the demons were too weak to keep me entertained on the journey for scriptures. I had no choice but to take on three disciples so we could play mahjong and while away the lonely hours."
Seeing Tang Sanzang flexing his fists, eager for a fight, the monsters cried in unison, "Holy monk..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Sun Wukong' Heavenly Immortal Hehe, you managed to make me laugh.