The novel has been rewritten, and the opening didn't have the right pacing, so I'm going back to the old familiar style.
"I transmigrated?"
Why is it like this?
I can't move my hands, my legs, my feet, or my head. Only my eyes can move.
What? Someone framed me?
No way. I'm going to chop him up!
Damn it! You gods, will you ever quit? You keep throwing good stuff at me and my wife. We can't possibly accept it... It'd be rude not to.
This story is a slow burn, with monster-slaying and leveling up. I'll take my wife and make our mark in this otherworld, fight demon kings and immortal emperors, and kill god emperors. That's right, I'm that awesome! Brothers, don't forget to hit me with a 666!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
