During a battle, Feng Youruo shouted, "Monster, get in there!"
"Huh?" A certain man feigned shyness. "This... isn't that a little inappropriate?"
Feng Youruo was puzzled. "What's inappropriate about it?"
Blushing, the man said, "With all these people watching! How embarrassing!"
Feng Youruo roared, "Embarrassing my ass! Get in there!"
The man looked ready to die for a noble cause. "All right! Are you going on top, or am I? Should we take our clothes off?"
Feng Youruo: "... You lecher, can you take this seriously for once?"
"When have I ever not taken it seriously?" he replied, completely unfazed.
And so, the person on the opposing side saw Feng Youruo chasing him with her sword. No, not chasing: trying to kill him.
The opposing commander saw this and angrily threw his weapon to the ground. He cursed, "Damn it, are we fighting or not?"
The wickedly handsome man watched the little woman attack without holding back. Dodging her blows, he pleaded pitifully, "Hey! I was only joking! Do you really have to take it this far? What about our happy life..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
