Earth Hasn't Been Destroyed Yet

Megatron stands in the middle of New York City, roaring as he battles Optimus Prime. Loki holds the Tesseract at the center of the world and laughs up at the sky. Hydra has mobilized in full, weaving through the crowd.

At this point, the Avengers have really been beaten into the Housewife League.

The arrival of the Taotie army sends the Xiongbing Company, trained for just two or three months, rushing onto the battlefield and into a desperate fight.

With no one to rely on, Leng Feng leads the Wolf Warriors special forces, taking on the world-destroying Zhuxian Sword Formation with nothing but their flesh and blood.

The end of the world arrives, and Qi Shen is so upset that he stomps Megatron into a little pancake, then hurls him into the sky to knock Loki down.

"**! I just wanted to go abroad and catch Pikachu. Why'd you cut off my internet? You cut off both my wife's Wi-Fi and the network. Do I not deserve any respect?" He also snaps the Zhuxian Sword that flew the wrong way in half and throws it back, wiping out the entire Taotie army.

PS: This story has all kinds of unexpected crossovers. If you see anything show up...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.