Anime Crossover: The Jade of the Yukinoshita Family

This book is written in first person. If you don't like it, don't complain. If you don't want to read it, move along.

I'm a genius, and my family loves me dearly.

Yukino: Don't lump me in with them. Who likes you?

Haruno: Is that your excuse for having no shame?

Mom: My precious darling boy.

Women love me dearly.

Yui: Hehe.

Kirino: Hey.

Maid: The masochistic master is acting up again. Just hurry up and die.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.