Survival in the Wild: I'll Teach You a Lesson with a Pot

I jumped out of the plane and started the game.

I landed in R City with a pot to protect my ass, dodging bullets as I fled to the wilderness.

I searched the houses like crazy, but the wilderness was so poor it echoed.

With a pot to protect my ass and a green hat on my head, it was time to run from the blue zone.

I don't believe in fate. Today, I'm going to reason with you using my trusty pot of protection!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.