Taishang Laojun: Fellow Daoist Ye, do you have any more? I just finished refining a batch of youth-preserving pills today. Could I trade them for two cases of Weilong spicy sticks? One case would do, too.
Great Sage Equal to Heaven: God Ye, I've got the cultivation manual for Fiery Golden Eyes ready for you. It took a lot of effort to get my hands on it, so... surely I can trade it for one more case of Lao Gan Ma? Two more cases of Old Altar Pickled Cabbage would be great, too!
Chang'e: God Ye, I've received the Victoria's Secret you sent me, tee-hee. How about I try it on for you...?
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