Urgent notice! Urgent notice!
All leaders and fighters of the righteous and evil factions, both the prominent and the hidden, are hereby advised!
Effective immediately, put away your sect's secret manuals and hide your peerless elixirs. Make sure to lock your arrogant disciples in a cupboard, too. As for
peerless beauties, don't hide them away. Hurry up and send them out in droves!
Reliable sources say another lunatic is coming from White Camel Mountain!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
