I transmigrated into Journey to the West and became the Golden-Hooped Staff. My life has been on easy mode ever since. The four members of Tang Monk's party became my underlings, and all the fairies and demons are fighting over who gets to have my children. What? The Jade Emperor can't stand it and wants to take me down? Then I'll have the Queen Mother cuckold him. The Bull Demon King is nothing. I'll still make him plow my medicinal fields. From now on, I call the shots in all six realms.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
