Journey to the West has become a golden cudgel, and my life has been messed up from now on. The four masters and disciples of Monk Tang have become my younger brothers. Fairies and goblins from all walks of life are vying to give me a monkey. What? The Jade Emperor can't stand it anymore and wants to mess with me? Then I have no choice but to ask the Queen Mother to cuckold him. Even though the Bull Demon King is a dick, I will still let him plow the land for me in the medicine field. From now on, I have the final say in these six realms.
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
