The City's Super Enhancement System

A decrepit old Nokia turns into a super-smartphone, not only bulletproof but even able to withstand RPG fire. A tiny dagger becomes the Fish Intestine Sword, dealing 9,999,999 damage with one slash. A goofy husky turns into the illegitimate son of the Howling Celestial Dog, but why is it still chewing up my sofa? What? You say a Ferrari supercar is unbeatable in speed? Not a chance. I'll upgrade an old Phoenix bicycle and go!

When Xia Mu discovers that anything can be upgraded, he unconsciously pulls open his own pants... There's nothing an upgrade can't solve. If there is, just add +1. And if there's still a problem, add +999!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.