Protagonist: "I want a wise old man who follows me around."
Author: "No."
Protagonist: "I want a manual of divine techniques."
Author: "There is absolutely nothing like that."
Protagonist: "Then surely you can give me a divine weapon!"
Author: "Got any money?"
Protagonist: "No."
Author: "Time to find out if you're unlucky or blessed!"
Protagonist: "But I'm the protagonist."
Author: "Depends on my mood..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
