The One Piece Restaurant: Real Kung Fu Chinese Cuisine

BIG MOM: "Young man, your desserts are exactly to my taste. You have two choices: first, I kill you. Second, you come to my Cake Island and work as a pastry chef."

Chi Haidong: "Fat hag, I have two choices for you, too. First, pay for your meal within ten seconds. Second, I'll turn you, your 39 daughters, 46 sons, and 43 ex-husbands into pork buns to cover the bill."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.